i reccently reached 4000 followers (i seriously have no idea why you guys still follow me) and since it’s Christmas…..let’s have a giveaway!
cool shit you can win:
- set of Sherlock badges
- mockingjay pin
- Loki t-shirt
- tesseract necklace
- Dean’s necklace
- anti-possession t-shirt
- TARDIS mug
- Thorin’s key
- haha yes you were predicting it; you must be following me.
- why? because this is for followers, i’m not giving this stuff out to random people
- likes don’t count. but hell if you wanna click that like button go for it man.
- reblog as many times as you like
- hell annoy all your followers if you want, it’s not my problem
- ask has to be open. obviously. how else will i contact you.
- if you don’t reply well tough luck. i’m giving it to the next lucky duck
- message me any questions
- and i’ll answer your questions
- idgaf really if you’re a giveaway blog
- oh….and the oddest rule on here. To increase your chance of winning tag this post with “giveaway”
oh, and if you don’t want a particular thing on the list you can inform me. maybe you don’t like necklaces, or you’re allergic to cotton or the colour blue. we can sort something out.
i mean, i can always keep the things you turn down. or you could just not mention anything and sell them on or perhaps give them to your adoring siblings or friends. if you have any. siblings, i meant. i’m sure you attractive people have friends.
i’ll ship to anywhere in the world. except texas. i don’t like texas. i’m kidding texas you’re all right.
Edit: oh right i forgot to mention the deadline. let’s say 1st of Jan
i’m yours now
so now i don’t ever have to leave
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS
Sherlock being ridiculously beautiful
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
this post ruined my life